just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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