I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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