My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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