dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
