I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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