i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Come on in and take your pants off
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