i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
