yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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