doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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