I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize