We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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