Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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