Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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