It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
