Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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