I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
they're like a gay fantastic four
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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