I don't think brook has ever known best
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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