dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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