found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
What drink are we having for lunch?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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