Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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