Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yo dont text me then not text me
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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