That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
