I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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