Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
