No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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