We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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