And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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