I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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