Kiss
Puke
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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