I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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