That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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