I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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