do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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