do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You were trust falling into bushes
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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