I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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