please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We are two peas in an std pod
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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