So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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