That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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