I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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