he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize