Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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