That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
