im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
The adults are the big ones right?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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