So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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