Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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