well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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