shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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