i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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