you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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