I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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