Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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