He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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