Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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