YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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